Rich's Funniest Jokes!

Unordered List of funny jokes!

• I kept wondering why the ball kept getting bigger....then it hit me!
• Debugging: Like being the detective in a crime movie... where you are also the murderer.
• How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None — that’s a hardware problem.

Ordered List of funny jokes!

1. Never trust an atom. They make up everything!
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   2. I like pizza
2. Time flies like an arrow. Fruitflies like a bannana
3. A diamond is just a piece of coal that can handle pressure well!

Definition List of funny jokes

Programmer

A machine that turns caffeine and doritos into code.

Procrastination

The art of keeping up with yesterday.

2. Committee

A group of people who individually do nothing but collectively decide nothing can be done.